hoothoot.

"Words That Don't Exist, but Should:

AQUADEXTROUS - adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathroom faucet on and off with your toes.
CARPERPETUATION - n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
DISCONFECT - v. To sterilize a piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow "remove" all the germs.
FRUST - n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keep backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.
PHONESIA - n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
PUPKUS - n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.
TELECRASTINATION - n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.
MUMMABOLIC CHORUS - n. When three or more people are singing along to a tune and suddenly discover they are all faking their way through the unintelligible lyrics.
NARCOLEPULACY - n. The contagious action of yawning, causing everyone in sight to also yawn.
OREOSIS - n. The practice of eating the cream center of an Oreo before eating the cookie outsides.
PAJANGLE - n. Condition of waking up with your pajamas turned 180 degrees.
PRESTOFRIGERATION - n. The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning tothe refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized.
SARK - n. The marks left on one's ankle after wearing tube socks all day.
TANUMBUM - n. The sorry side of the Christmas tree that gets placed toward the wall."

omg. i love adam young.
i wanna live in owl cityyyy.
:))